#86 : Jokes To Share (Second Part)
Sunday, November 8, 2009 @ 10:11 PM

: La Femme Desperado Ep 1 - 3

: Someday - Elliott Yamin

: looking forward to 12 Nov~

: refreshed~

: nxt meeting~
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling,it means, With Idiot For Ever
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied: Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't noticeLabels: jokes, reads